It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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