So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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