chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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