I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
one two three fourrrrnication!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
