Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Randomize
