Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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