in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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