This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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