You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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