found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
