david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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