its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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