Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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