Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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