Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just blew my weed a kiss
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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