ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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