so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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