that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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