I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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