Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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