And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm getting married
To pizza
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
