i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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