FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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