I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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