So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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