I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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