Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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