You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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