She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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