What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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