I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize