I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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