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Im on beer infinity
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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