i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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