Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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