But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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