my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I can tuck mytits in my pants
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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