is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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