not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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