I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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