Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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