Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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