Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
And then the night went full on bisexual.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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