He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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