Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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