remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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