Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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