Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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