Moan for me like Helen Keller
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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