Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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