gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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