"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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