I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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