Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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