I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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