I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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