i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
A+ Viking dick
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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